Tragedy

No words can really describe how this feels for my friends.

http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_28002.aspx

That happened in the house attached to my friends house.  His sister was the one who called the police.

What’s happening to our city?

An hour ago.

http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_28052.aspx

That’s about a 5 minute drive east of me.

What is wrong with our city?

Do you know?

Do you have good luck?

So you know how some people have great luck, win the lottery, get that promotion over you or just generally have better luck than you?   Well let me introduce you to someone who doesn’t.  Actually I guarentee you have better luck than this person.

Clint Malarchuk

If you haven’t heard of him before, well – youtube his name and see for yourself (be warned that it contains squimish activity)

So after you google his name and read about that.

This happens

http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/sabresnhl/story/458823.html

Now I understand that some people should be more careful, but the odds of a shotgun going off while you are placing it on the ground is pretty slim. Otherwise you’d hear about every hunter blowing their legs off.

So next time you get mad over someone cutting you off or stepping on your foot.  Or even maybe you get upset if someone that smells sits next to you on the bus – remember that you must likely aren’t in as much pain as this guy.

Now if you disagree, please immediately go to the store – but a skate and slit your throat with it. Upon completing that please buy a shot gun and shoot it at your chin – then you can argue with Clint Malarchuk as to what was worse.

Oh wait…..I see what they did there…

Not a lot to say about this.  Probably not news worth, but I find it humorous.  Last night I turned on the television to see 5 girls dancing around to a song called “When I grow up”.  Apparently hookers are now able to dance and sing and get paid for it?  Yeah thats right,  “When I grow up………….I wanna be talentless and get paid for showing my body.”   I coulda sworn those were the lyrics, it would be a serious diss except for the fact that they don’t even write their own lyrics.

To put things into perspective from the other side of the world.

http://cp24.com/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20081005/081005_kuwait_kiss/20081005/?hub=CP24Entertainment

/facepalm….

Ugh.

We can’t even elect a Leader who asks where his speeches come from?

http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_27476.aspx