Do you have good luck?

So you know how some people have great luck, win the lottery, get that promotion over you or just generally have better luck than you?   Well let me introduce you to someone who doesn’t.  Actually I guarentee you have better luck than this person.

Clint Malarchuk

If you haven’t heard of him before, well – youtube his name and see for yourself (be warned that it contains squimish activity)

So after you google his name and read about that.

This happens

http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/sabresnhl/story/458823.html

Now I understand that some people should be more careful, but the odds of a shotgun going off while you are placing it on the ground is pretty slim. Otherwise you’d hear about every hunter blowing their legs off.

So next time you get mad over someone cutting you off or stepping on your foot.  Or even maybe you get upset if someone that smells sits next to you on the bus – remember that you must likely aren’t in as much pain as this guy.

Now if you disagree, please immediately go to the store – but a skate and slit your throat with it. Upon completing that please buy a shot gun and shoot it at your chin – then you can argue with Clint Malarchuk as to what was worse.