Tragedy
No words can really describe how this feels for my friends.
http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_28002.aspx
That happened in the house attached to my friends house. His sister was the one who called the police.
What’s happening to our city?
An hour ago.
http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_28052.aspx
That’s about a 5 minute drive east of me.
What is wrong with our city?
Do you know?
Do you have good luck?
So you know how some people have great luck, win the lottery, get that promotion over you or just generally have better luck than you? Well let me introduce you to someone who doesn’t. Actually I guarentee you have better luck than this person.
Clint Malarchuk
If you haven’t heard of him before, well – youtube his name and see for yourself (be warned that it contains squimish activity)
So after you google his name and read about that.
This happens
http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/sabresnhl/story/458823.html
Now I understand that some people should be more careful, but the odds of a shotgun going off while you are placing it on the ground is pretty slim. Otherwise you’d hear about every hunter blowing their legs off.
So next time you get mad over someone cutting you off or stepping on your foot. Or even maybe you get upset if someone that smells sits next to you on the bus – remember that you must likely aren’t in as much pain as this guy.
Now if you disagree, please immediately go to the store – but a skate and slit your throat with it. Upon completing that please buy a shot gun and shoot it at your chin – then you can argue with Clint Malarchuk as to what was worse.
Oh wait…..I see what they did there…
Not a lot to say about this. Probably not news worth, but I find it humorous. Last night I turned on the television to see 5 girls dancing around to a song called “When I grow up”. Apparently hookers are now able to dance and sing and get paid for it? Yeah thats right, “When I grow up………….I wanna be talentless and get paid for showing my body.” I coulda sworn those were the lyrics, it would be a serious diss except for the fact that they don’t even write their own lyrics.
To put things into perspective from the other side of the world.
http://cp24.com/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20081005/081005_kuwait_kiss/20081005/?hub=CP24Entertainment
Over and Over and Over Rollercoaster…
A look into the moments before your typical shooting in my city:
“I can haz gun?”
“I can uze gun?”
“No Cigarettes?”
“Can I shootz yoouz?”
“Look Ma’ I Shotz Himz”
That’s about as far as the intellect goes these days, or at least I would assume about our average shooter. Taking into account that they have enough mental capacity to formulate the thoughts needed to actually pull the trigger.
What gives? I’m sure if we ban guns, we’ll most likely just see a rise in stabbings, people are dumb, so therefore they will always find a way to be dumber. There’s no stopping it:
The New Facebook
So by now if you haven’t heard, the “new” facebook is sweeping the nation taking victims left right and centre. Perhaps not really thinking through or understanding the entire reason behind the change, I think the publics response is a little one sided. However, I signed the petition and will continue to try and navigate through my page unable to find most things. If you haven’t had a chance yet, check out the petition, sign it and hope that maybe it will encourage the most recent 20 year old millionaire to redesign his site into something a little more user friendly.
http://www.petitiononline.com/ada4305/petition.html
http://tinymash.com/2008/09/07/members-to-facebook-let-us-choose/
A World First
So this is my new site. I felt compelled to write about world events, especially with what has transpired over the past month locally. Not to mention the rest of the stories captured from around the world. Anyways I’m still getting things figured out and what not, hopefully I can rework some settings to make this page a little more “is sexy time now?” and a little less “fail”.
